
One hour to drive .8 miles through Chinatown. And this was in the morning.
The strangest thing was, though, that large trucks are actually supposed to take THAT route. I'd like to ask the city planners if that was their idea of a practical joke. But I guess Randel and I just aren't used to that sort of driving. Pedestrians weren't using the crosswalks and were shuffling in between cars. Right in your face! NYPD was regulating traffic when things got extra sticky. And of course there were archetype delivery guys on bikes.
I think I remember the Holland Tunnel being mentioned in episodes of
I Love Lucy. All of a sudden traffic was moving too quickly for us to decide whether or not our Budget truck would fit through this tunnel. 2 lanes. One direction. Yellow tile. It was quite Clean. There was one elevated concrete walkway only for maintenance workers (walkway was no thicker than 2' wide). It truly would have been a terrible time for an earthquake as we traveled under the river. Randel did his best not to drive next to anyone and let others pass him at their own risk of being squished.
2.5 miles later we were spit out in New Jersey. Thankful that we didn’t hit a car or the wall in the tunnel, we started wondering how far ahead our exit was. Earlier in the trip we received a voicemail from Lois, our rentor, saying that we needed to be careful because parts of the city were “rough.” We really weren’t sure what to expect. Newark looks like a giant shipyard for Manhattan, anyway. Someday I hope to see why it is really dubbed “The Garden State,” because all I saw was rusty metal, concrete, and abandoned warehouses. That is, until we followed Raymond Ave. to the Prudential Building. Apparently the local ice hokey team is very loved because that neighborhood was quite clean, organized, and more importantly, had about a million fewer vehicles than Chinatown. But guess what folks? We still couldn’t figure out from which angle to approach the train station.
Someone actually answered the phone in baggage/express at Amtrak. First time EVER! I felt like we’d been given a gift. We were given explicit instructions about which parking lot to enter. We were so wound up from the drive that the security guard had to yell at Randel to stop at the gate entrance. National security. We apologized because we really hadn’t seen him. He showed us which dock to use. It took all of 15 minutes to get our boxes loaded into the truck. 3 hours to get there for 15 minutes of loading.
In our naïveté, we assumed that there had to be a better way to get home than the way that we arrived......
Random Mural in Chinatown